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April 20, 2029
In 2 years, 6 monthsYour hands are currently just slow, imprecise actuators for data collection.
Expert at juggling cage tags and tiny scalpels simultaneously.
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toast.youAI▸ RODENTPILOT PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes micro-surgeries with sub-millimeter precision
You track breeding cycles and conduct precise surgeries on rodents for lab studies. We do this with automation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle personality quirks of a specific mouse during a daily check.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
RFID tags on every mouse replace your manual logbook entries.
Month 8
Smart dispensers manage water and feed levels with zero waste.
Month 16
High-speed cameras perform standard incisions while you watch screens.
Year 2
Closed-loop robotic cells handle all animal monitoring and sanitation.
Year 2.5 · D-Day
The technician desk is replaced by a high-efficiency server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
400 units
Mice processed hourly
too high
Manual error rate
instant
Cage cleaning speed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium rodent feed pellets.
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