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June 10, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour lectures are just podcasts that students legally have to attend.
Adjunct by choice, lab-manager by necessity, tired by default.
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The only professor who never takes tenure.
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You manage complex lab equipment for research and read slides to bored undergraduates for academic credit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is actually listening rather than just typing random notes.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors start tracking your equipment uptime so you don't have to.
Month 6
AI models generate your lecture content from the latest research papers.
Month 13
A robotic cell handles the pipetting and sample maintenance overnight.
Year 1.9
Chatbots answer every student question with 100% accuracy and zero patience.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The department replaces your entire position with a high-resolution holographic screen.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4,200
slides read annually
12
student eye-rolls per hour
94%
grant applications rejected
Your severance
One free library card and a digital legacy account.
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