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Will AI replace Research Workshop Facilitator jobs? · Latest report #yam996er
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January 1, 2028
In 14 monthsConverting academic confusion into expensive, irrelevant research papers by breakfast.
Professional post-it pusher and facilitator of academic drift.
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Removing the human from the hypothesis cycle.
sluurp.you▸ IDEAGENERATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bad hypotheses in nanoseconds
You guide scientists through brainstorming sessions to define research scope. You push post-its around to simulate intellectual breakthroughs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a scientist is actually annoyed by a bad idea.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software captures and categorizes every sticky note automatically.
Month 4
Models suggest research directions based on grant keywords.
Month 8
Avatars manage the room flow without needing coffee breaks.
Month 12
Systems predict which research question secures funding first.
Month 14 · D-Day
The workshop space is converted into a server cooling room.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
42
Post-it notes per hour
89 percent
Scientists who stare at walls
12000
Research questions generated
Your severance
A lifetime supply of dry erase markers.
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