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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Researcher jobs? · Latest report #irfwkv55
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour bibliography is just a list of things an AI already read.
Professional digger of dirt and finder of footnotes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth extraction without the existential dread.
help!youAI▸ SYNTHETIX-7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
cross-references ten thousand papers instantly
You spend days digging through archives and academic databases to synthesize information. Your synthesis is slow and organic.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a source is lying through its teeth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The machine begins scraping every public archive and database available.
Week 6
AI models start connecting dots faster than your human brain can.
Week 12
All citations and bibliographies are auto-generated with perfect accuracy.
Month 4
The system cross-references claims against a global verified truth store.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your research role is officially moved to a background process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
42
Average citations per week
20
Cups of coffee consumed
38
Hours spent staring at PDFs
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to JSTOR and a firm pat.
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