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Your job has an expiration date
December 2, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour artistic vision is just a prompt waiting to be optimized.
Stage whisperer and professional herd-manager of fragile egos.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The stage has never been this efficient.
oof.youAI▸ DIR-ECTOR 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
projects a flawless mise-en-scène instantly
You oversee play productions, manage rehearsals, and coordinate creative teams to translate scripts onto the stage.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when an actor is holding back their true emotional power.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
AI parses every line to pre-determine blocking and set needs.
Month 6
Digital actors rehearse with perfect timing to refine movement patterns.
Month 17
Robotic lighting and sound rigs sync perfectly with show timing.
Year 2.7
Your creative input is reduced to clicking thumbs-up or down.
Year 4 · D-Day
The machine runs the show flawlessly without a single human.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumption per tech week
2,400 per year
Hours spent explaining lighting cues
0.04 percent
Patience remaining for actor ego
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our script-scrubbing software.
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