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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour rehearsed fear-mongering pitch is no match for our cold data.
Professional fear-merchant, expert in the 'porch-talk' pivot.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing contracts without needing a lunch break.
splat.you▸ FEARFACTOR SALESBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers panic-buying through algorithmic targeted ads
You cold-call or door-knock to sell home security hardware and monthly monitoring contracts to stressed-out homeowners.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly when a neighbor is home enough to be annoyed by your knock.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scrapes public property records to identify your best leads.
Month 5
Hyper-personalized emails replace your cold calls with higher conversion rates.
Month 12
Computer vision models analyze doorbell footage to suggest security upgrades instantly.
Month 20
Self-executing digital contracts remove the need for your closing pitch.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your quota is officially assigned to a script running in the cloud.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
92 percent
Average rejection rate
Low
Door-knock efficiency
High
Commission padding
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the system you couldn't sell.
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