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Will AI replace Residential Doorman jobs? · Latest report #beudtn7a
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsOpening the door for the robots that will replace you.
Professional lobby gatekeeper, keeper of keys, resident greeter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The lobby concierge that never takes breaks.
glub.youAI▸ ENTRYGUARD 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
greets residents using biometric recognition data
You manage building access, package security, and tenant greetings. Automation will soon handle every lobby interaction.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which tenant needs their morning newspaper folded in half.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart vision sensors map the lobby and recognize all residents.
Month 7
Automated tablets replace the paper logbook for all guest entries.
Month 16
Automated door motors replace the need for physical manual pulling.
Year 2.2
Secure package kiosks store and sort all building deliveries autonomously.
Year 3 · D-Day
The lobby becomes a fully automated, keyless experience for everyone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
240
Average doors opened per day
3
Packages misplaced annually
90
Minutes spent listening to complaints
Your severance
One free electronic key fob and a sincere apology.
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