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Will AI replace Residential Group Home Monitor jobs? · Latest report #z63ddk4a
Your job has an expiration date
April 29, 2031
In 4 years, 6 monthsYou exist solely to be the physical embodiment of a light sensor.
Professional ghost, caffeine enthusiast, door-latch ninja.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Watchful eyes without the need for coffee.
ow.youAI▸ NIGHTWATCH SENTRY V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
senses breathing patterns through thermal imaging
You walk the halls every sixty minutes to ensure residents remain quiet and safely tucked in.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle difference between a dream moan and a cry for help.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Infrared motion cameras replace your need to physically open every door.
Month 13
Software automatically updates the shift log based on sensor movement data.
Year 2.2
AI models predict behavioral issues before they happen using sound analysis.
Year 3.3
Mobile pods handle minor disturbances and deliver basic assistance tasks.
Year 5 · D-Day
Your role is officially retired in favor of continuous remote surveillance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
3,400
Hourly patrol steps
4 mugs
Coffee consumption
Too many
Unnecessary heartbeats
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a noise-canceling alarm clock.
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