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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsYour ladder is just a monument to inefficiency and wet paint.
Master of corners, seeker of smooth finishes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision coating for every suburban wall.
splat.you▸ FACADEBOT V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
sprays uniform coats without a single drip
You spend days sanding, masking, and brushing exterior walls. The paint never dries fast enough for your schedule.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle dampness in wood that stops paint from ever sticking.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Sensors map the house dimensions to calculate the exact paint volume.
Month 15
Robotic arms sand and fill holes without missing a single spot.
Year 2.5
A high-speed applicator lays down tape perfectly along every window edge.
Year 3.8
Gantry systems coat the entire structure in one uniform pass.
Year 5 · D-Day
Human brushes are banned and the gantry clears the final curb.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
45 meters
Average tape waste per room
32 drips
Drips per hour
8 hours daily
Ladder time
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium masking tape.
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