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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Residential Officer jobs? · Latest report #95zhix88
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsWatching over empty corridors until the sensors decide you are redundant.
Iowa’s finest gatekeeper of lobby silence and key fobs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total building surveillance without the coffee breaks.
oof.youAI▸ SENTINELNODE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
logs building activity with zero human error
You monitor residential building security, manage access logs, and respond to facility alarms. You are the human interface.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell the difference between a real resident and a delivery courier.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-res sensors begin logging every movement in the lobby.
Month 7
Physical fobs are replaced by smartphone biometrics and remote gates.
Month 16
AI software starts writing your reports based on video feeds.
Year 2.2
You move to a central office miles away from the property.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your account is disabled and the building runs itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0.4 seconds
Alarm response time
3 mph
Human patrol speed
100 percent
Access log accuracy
Your severance
A vintage keychain and a firm digital handshake.
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