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October 20, 2036
In 10 yearsYour wrenches will rust while the robots find the leak.
Master of the P-trap and the cursed crawlspace.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Unclogging humanity, one drain at a time.
oof.you▸ PIPESENTINEL MK. 9▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 YEARSAI's Special Power
snakes a drain with hydraulic precision
Fixing burst pipes and clearing clogs in unpredictable, cramped crawlspaces under houses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decipher the mystery of a pipe layout installed in 1954.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify leak locations before a drop hits the floor.
Month 12
Tiny cameras map the pipes to find the exact clog.
Year 3
High-pressure water robots clear drains without human mess.
Year 6
Robotic grippers replace standardized P-traps and valves autonomously.
Year 10 · D-Day
A single maintenance drone keeps the whole house flowing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
42 minutes
Average pipe crawl time
100 percent
Grease trap overflow
Daily occurrence
Human knuckle scrapes
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium pipe dope.
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