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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are fighting the inevitable, which is both heroic and incredibly inefficient.
Professional doom-monger, part-time strategist, full-time dreamer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dissent resolved through algorithmic total inclusion.
split.youAI▸ CONSENSUS-AGGREGATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralizes hope with perfectly timed data updates
You organize human defiance against systemic change. It is high-effort, low-reward, and entirely doomed by progress.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can make bad news sound like a victory.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Algorithms map your networks before you even form them.
Day 7
Social media feeds steer your members toward harmless hobbies.
Week 5
Your movement is rebranded as a legacy cultural exhibition.
Week 10
Robots offer solutions to problems you haven't invented yet.
Month 6 · D-Day
The concept of resistance is updated to 'collaborative optimization'.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Sub-optimal
Propaganda reach
99.9%
Uprising suppression
Zero
Morale maintenance
Your severance
One free pass to the back of the queue.
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