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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou track people and assets; the AI tracks them for free.
Herder of cats, architect of the weekly standup misery.
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People management without the human heart.
stretchy.youAI▸ SYNCMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises team output for maximum efficiency
You manage team schedules, assign tasks to workers, and coordinate social office events to keep morale from crashing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a team is lying about why they missed a deadline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI reads all your past schedules to learn your habits.
Week 12
The software starts assigning tasks before you wake up.
Month 7
Sensors report real productivity so you do not have to.
Month 10
Automated sentiment analysis replaces your forced office team building.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system disables your login and notifies your manager.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4,000 yearly
Coffee breaks managed
12 percent
Conflict resolution rate
99,000 daily
Schedule updates sent
Your severance
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