Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Resource Planning Coordinator jobs? · Latest report #kaumq8fb
Your job has an expiration date
March 18, 2028
In 17 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate countdown clocks for your own exit.
Professional calendar Tetris player and email follow-up specialist.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
The end of calendar Tetris.
oof.youAI▸ SYNCMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures entire project timelines in milliseconds
You track team availability, juggle project schedules, and move calendar blocks around to pretend the work is balanced.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is actually about to burn out just by their tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents parse your inbox to extract scheduling requests automatically.
Month 4
Algorithms assign tasks based on real-time capacity and actual skill data.
Month 8
The system resolves calendar clashes before you even see them appear.
Month 12
Management stops reading your reports and starts checking the live dashboard.
Month 17 · D-Day
The planning engine runs autonomously, removing the need for human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4.2 seconds
Average calendar conflict resolution time
12 per week
Hours spent chasing people for status updates
34
Spreadsheet tabs you keep open
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium calendar app.
Discussion
