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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsMatching humans to spreadsheets until the spreadsheets finally learn to self-populate.
Professional Tetris player for human assets.
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Automated human allocation for complex project matrices.
glub.youAI▸ RESOURCELOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rebalances team capacity across global timezones
You track worker availability, update project management dashboards, and move names between resource blocks all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can negotiate with a disgruntled dev who refuses to work on the legacy codebase.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The software starts pulling your project data directly from the trackers.
Month 4
An agent suggests optimal resource allocations based on historical project logs.
Month 8
Bot scripts send the status update emails you usually compose manually.
Month 12
System logic automatically rebooks meetings when project timelines slide.
Month 14 · D-Day
The spreadsheet interface is decommissioned and your login is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
4,200
Spreadsheet rows managed
Daily
Scheduling conflicts resolved
12
Emails per placement
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one free spreadsheet template.
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