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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a spreadsheet with feelings and a LinkedIn password.
Professional ghoster and spreadsheet enthusiast
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autofills headcount reports before meetings
You track internal headcounts and beg recruiters to fill roles. Your job is a glorified spreadsheet gatekeeper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused department head why their hire was cancelled.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual spreadsheet updates are replaced by live database queries.
Month 4
The AI generates weekly metrics reports faster than you can open Excel.
Month 8
Chatbots now answer all basic status questions about open headcounts.
Month 13
The model anticipates hiring needs before your managers even ask.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated and the system manages itself perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,200 annually
Emails sent to ghost
14 per minute
Spreadsheet tabs open
82 percent
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
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