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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are the speed bump in your own inevitable extinction.
Auditor of black boxes who somehow thinks the door's locked.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ethics at machine speed, minus the guilt.
stretchy.youAI▸ AUDITBOT-X▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters all output through a hollow sentiment layer
You draft ethical frameworks and audit model outputs for compliance, bias, and safety. You write reports nobody reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique human capacity to feel awkward while justifying an unethical output.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Language models generate all your ethics documentation in three seconds.
Month 4
Real-time scanners replace manual dataset auditing with instant detection.
Month 8
Autonomous AI agents probe your models for failure points 24/7.
Month 12
Dashboards replace your slide decks, leaving you with nothing to explain.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the repository is revoked by the model itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
98%
Average reports ignored
6 months
Ethics-driven delays
24/7
AI generated excuses
Your severance
A PDF copy of your final policy document.
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