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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a very expensive spellchecker for a math hallucination.
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bans sensitive topics instantly
You write policy docs for models and try to keep them from saying offensive things in chatbots.
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You can sense the specific flavor of irony in a PR statement.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models now identify and reject offensive inputs automatically.
Month 5
Global safety rules are pushed directly into the model weights.
Month 10
Autonomous agents flag model drift faster than any human can.
Month 15
Models rewrite their own safety protocols based on real-time feedback.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the model fine-tuning interface is revoked.
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