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April 19, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are a professional hallucination cleaner pretending to be a moral compass.
Professional word-smithing enthusiast for algorithmic black boxes.
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Automated morality with zero moral ambiguity.
sluurp.you▸ ETHOS-GUARD 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite ethical waivers at scale
You draft abstract ethical frameworks for models that don't read them. You attend meetings to explain why the output isn't technically biased.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie with a straight face during a PR crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system ingest your previous slide decks to clone your specific brand of corporate vagueness.
Week 9
An LLM generates more ethical guidelines in ten seconds than you produced in five years.
Month 3
Automated calendar agents attend your meetings and agree with all stakeholders instantly.
Month 5
A secondary model filters output to ensure it remains appropriately bureaucratic and non-committal.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is converted into an automated policy bot that actually functions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.7%
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Meaningless frameworks authored
99%
Cognitive dissonance level
100%
Probability of being automated
Your severance
A PDF copy of the alignment report you wrote.
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