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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsA bridge to nowhere built with expensive slide decks and buzzwords.
Professional gatekeeper of the black box, keeper of guidelines.
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Automated compliance with zero moral friction.
sluurp.you▸ ETHICSPROTOCOL V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters all output through corporate safe-speech
You write ethical frameworks that nobody reads and audit models for biases that the code eventually ignores anyway.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a stakeholder in the eye while lying about technical feasibility.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large language models generate your policy documents in milliseconds.
Month 4
Background agents flag every model output for safety violations.
Month 8
Models automatically rewrite their own safety guardrails based on logs.
Month 12
Executive review dashboards replace your manual audit presentations.
Month 14 · D-Day
The logic is now hard-coded; your role is deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4,200 annually
slides created
99.8 percent
ethical concerns ignored
12 per day
meetings about bias
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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