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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSorting ESG spreadsheets while the planet burns is a data task.
Portfolio filterer with a penchant for performative sustainability.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying your conscience with cold, hard math.
glub.youAI▸ ETHOSGRID 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters toxic assets in millisecond bursts
You track carbon footprints and filter investments by ethical scores. You write reports to convince clients they care.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without triggering a logic error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map fund holdings to carbon data sets automatically.
Month 5
The AI writes the ethical defense letters for investors.
Month 10
Virtual agents answer client concerns about asset performance instantly.
Month 15
The machine generates custom ESG impact reports for every portfolio.
Month 21 · D-Day
The human is locked out as the algorithm manages all capital.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
400 per hour
Greenwashing buzzwords generated
1 million+
Spreadsheet rows processed
Rounding error
Human emotional investment
Your severance
One free subscription to a carbon offsetting app.
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