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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
July 4, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsYour font choices are now a legacy feature being phased out.
Pixel pusher with a penchant for artisanal serif fonts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pixel-perfect plating for every dish.
oof.youAI▸ MENUMORPH PRO 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates print-ready menus during kitchen rushes
You spend days obsessing over menu layouts and chalkboards. Now, the machine does it instantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell when the brand identity feels soullessly incorrect to a human.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart software replaces your manual layout work with instant generation.
Month 5
Systems link directly to printers to remove your file export role.
Month 10
Models monitor visual consistency across every digital and physical surface.
Month 15
Client feedback loops are handled by bots that ignore your annoyance.
Month 20 · D-Day
Your creative vision is now a stored algorithm update.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4 hours
Average kerning obsession
12 rounds
Client feedback cycles
0.02 seconds
Asset generation speed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Adobe, enjoy the lag.
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