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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour smile is a luxury the table management software cannot afford.
Professional gatekeeper of the dining room flow.
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The door is open, the human is not.
glub.youAI▸ HOSTBOT ALPHA-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
directs diners to tables with perfect efficiency
You manage the waiting list, greet guests at the door, and lead diners to their assigned tables.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge whether a party is actually in a good mood for a birthday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
The reservation system automates the waitlist and text alerts.
Month 5
An interactive kiosk allows guests to check in and select preferences.
Month 11
Sensors map table occupancy to assign seats without human intervention.
Month 17
Tabletop displays present the current menu and daily specials automatically.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your physical podium is replaced by a slim, unblinking screen.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
0.3 seconds
Average greeting time
15 percent faster
Table turnover speed
Too high
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital coupons for takeout.
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