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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYour ability to point at empty tables is now a legacy feature.
Professional door-greeter and master of the plastic clipboard.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising table turnover through ruthless digital efficiency.
wheee!you▸ HOSTBOT ENTRY-POINT 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
redirects walk-ins to the virtual waiting room
You manage the reservation list, greet guests at the door, and lead them to their assigned tables.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a customer is about to complain before they open their mouth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
Guests scan a code to signal their arrival at the lobby.
Month 9
Sensors identify clean tables and route guests automatically via floor display.
Month 18
A sleek pedestal replaces the physical host stand at the door.
Year 2.2
The machine ignores angry patrons until they pay a premium fee.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The front door locks to humans and opens only for the algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
88% plastic
Average smile force
Zero
Reservation conflicts solved
4,000 yearly
Hours spent standing
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital table reservation notifications.
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