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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 23, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour smile is a luxury the restaurant can no longer afford.
Professional front-of-house gatekeeper of the dining room floor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimized seating for maximum revenue.
bzzt.youAI▸ HOST-LOGIC V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates table turnover in real time
You manage seating charts, greet guests at the door, and track table turnover throughout a high-pressure shift.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a couple is about to break up and move them upstairs.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Tablets replace the physical book for guest self-registration.
Month 5
Algorithms dictate seat assignment based on server load data.
Month 12
Cloud software texts guests instead of you shouting names.
Month 17
Standing terminals handle all arrival processing at the door.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The podium is removed to make space for more revenue-generating tables.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
94 percent
Average smile fatigue
22 seats
Tables per hour
Zero
Reservation error rate
Your severance
One free meal coupon for a closed location.
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