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Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou are just a glorified traffic light for plates of hot food.
Human traffic controller for overpriced burgers and soggy fries.
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Perfect plating, zero human drama.
squeeze.youAI▸ EXPOLOGIC 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calls tickets with perfect rhythmic efficiency
You manage ticket queues and plate sides. You are the final quality check before servers grab the food.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a line cook is about to snap and offer quiet support.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the kitchen flow to your terminal's screen.
Month 7
Precision pincers start garnishing and checking sauce rims.
Month 16
Infrared cameras track plate heat to prevent cold sides.
Year 2.1
Robotic gantries move dishes to the staging area automatically.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The kitchen runs perfectly without anyone shouting at the line.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
2 seconds
Average ticket call time
14 percent
Human food-run errors
100 percent
Robot plate staging speed
Your severance
One lifetime supply of lukewarm fryer oil.
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