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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour ability to point at chairs is about to be physically surpassed.
Professional gatekeeper of the dining room floor.
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Optimised flow for maximum table turnover.
glub.youAI▸ HOSTBOT V3.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
greets guests with perfect synthetic charm
You manage the reservation list, greet walk-ins, and walk patrons to their assigned tables.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge a difficult customer's mood better than any sensor suite.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Table management software links directly to booking platforms.
Month 4
Guests receive arrival alerts via text instead of human coordination.
Month 11
Walk-ins scan faces or codes to secure their own spots.
Month 17
Cameras track table vacancy in real time for accuracy.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Autonomous kiosks and floor robots replace the entrance station entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
Sub-optimal
Average smile intensity
Too human
Walking speed
Zero
Reservation logic errors
Your severance
One lifetime supply of table number markers.
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