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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsPolishing forks is a human tragedy, luckily for us, machines love silverware.
The human obstacle between the kitchen and the customer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless delivery and sanitation for every table.
oof.youAI▸ SERVICEBOT 9000-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
wipes every surface with surgical efficiency
You clear debris, ferry plates from kitchen to table, and obsessively wipe glassware until it sparkles.
The one thing AI can't do
You notice when a guest is actually unhappy before the sensors pick up the frown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras track your every step to learn the most efficient path.
Month 5
Automated bins signal the kitchen when a table is fully cleared.
Month 15
Industrial steam-jets replace your linen cloth for streak-free glassware.
Year 2.2
Mobile pods take over the high-speed food delivery route.
Year 3 · D-Day
The restaurant runs entirely without a single human waiter's assistant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.9%
120
Glasses wiped per hour
0
Accidental tray drops
45
Seconds per table reset
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a culinary school you'll hate.
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