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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsThe kitchen floor is already planning your departure.
Professional splash-zone survivor and dish pit guardian.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sanitizing your workspace without needing a break.
ow.youAI▸ SCRUBMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
mops the entire kitchen in sixty seconds
Cleans dishes, scrubs floors, and hauls trash while dodging busy line cooks during the dinner rush.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which mop bucket is actually clean.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Floor cameras detect mess before you even drop the tray.
Month 7
Robotic floor units navigate around your feet without complaining.
Month 15
Vision-guided grippers take over the monotonous scraping and racking.
Year 1.9
Automated dispensers manage your soap and sanitation mix perfectly.
Year 3 · D-Day
The kitchen runs autonomously while you find a cleaner job.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
Zero
Average floor spills avoided
Calculated
Dishes broken per shift
Absolute
Grit tolerance level
Your severance
One lifetime supply of heavy-duty latex gloves.
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