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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour smile is lovely but the tablets take orders faster.
Professional floor navigator, master of the side-work shuffle.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The plate-carrying unit that never forgets sides.
glub.youAI▸ SERVEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers hot coffee without human hesitation
You balance plates, carry drinks, and manage customer requests in a noisy, chaotic room.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a customer is actually unhappy and fix it with words.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The guests start ordering directly from a screen on the table.
Month 10
Kitchen displays connect to delivery units via local network protocols.
Year 1.9
Mobile pods begin ferrying plates from the counter to your tables.
Year 3
Sanitisation arms finish the closing duties while the humans sleep.
Year 4 · D-Day
The dining floor is now entirely managed by stationary kiosks and pods.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
High
Average smile fatigue
12
Orders processed per hour
0.4
Spilled drinks per week
Your severance
A lifetime discount on cold, robotic toast.
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