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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou specialize in killing companies, so we are just returning fire.
Professional grave-digger for Fortune 500 balance sheets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing exits since before you got fired.
stretchy.youAI▸ DEATHKNELL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates assets while you sleep
You draft liquidation plans and slide decks for dying firms. Your job is basically playing Monopoly with real money.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a CEO is lying about the burn rate during dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes your past reports to identify successful bankruptcy patterns.
Month 4
Template-based models generate restructuring pitches faster than your caffeine intake.
Month 8
Automated systems handle routine covenant negotiations without needing your expensive lunch.
Month 13
Digital twins run liquidation scenarios better than your intuition ever could.
Month 18 · D-Day
The client replaces your entire firm with a single API call.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
8 cups
Coffee consumption during crunch
14 per day
Hours spent on pitch decks
200 percent
Average ego inflation
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a mid-range consulting firm.
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