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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsBilling six-minute increments until the algorithm learns to copy-paste your boilerplate.
Partner level, ad hoc groups, billable nightmares
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Automated insolvency for the modern epoch
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negotiates debt settlements in nanoseconds
Drafting complex bankruptcy filings and negotiating debt restructuring deals for creditor groups. You sell expensive legal anxiety.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when the judge is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models start flag-tagging your discovery files for free.
Month 5
Standard term sheets generate themselves without your billable oversight.
Month 10
AI-bots handle the preliminary creditor calls and waterfall drafting.
Month 16
The firm realizes software does your job for less money.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your firm replaces your partnership with a single software license.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
14
Billable hours per day
6
Coffee intake in cups
Maximum
Client panic level
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive pen.
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