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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou get paid to fire people before a machine fires you.
Professional axe-man for firms that lost their way.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Leaner, meaner, and completely devoid of empathy.
oof.youAI▸ SEVERANCEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers termination notices via push notification
You draft liquidation plans, assess departmental cost-cuttings, and deliver bad news to middle management during town hall meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a board member is lying about their exit strategy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans your internal spreadsheets to identify redundant departments.
Month 5
Algorithms draft the liquidation plan that you currently get paid for.
Month 10
Automated emails notify staff of 'operational improvements' before you even know.
Month 15
The AI presents the cutbacks directly to board members via dashboard.
Month 18 · D-Day
A single prompt deletes your access and announces your departure simultaneously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
4.2
Average souls crushed per hour
98 percent
PowerPoint slide deck density
120 days
Time spent in airport lounges
Your severance
A PDF copy of your own redundancy strategy.
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