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October 11, 2028
In 2 yearsYour Excel models are just expensive ways to predict your own unemployment.
Master of distressed debt and midnight pitch decks.
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Liquidation logic at light speed.
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liquidates companies before the market opens
You build debt models and negotiate with lenders to save dying firms. Then you charge for the privilege.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and smell when a CEO is lying to lenders.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scrape public filings faster than your interns ever could.
Month 4
AI churns out debt schedules while you sleep through the night.
Month 10
Legal templates populate themselves without needing your frantic input.
Month 15
Bots simulate creditor responses to find the optimal settlement point.
Year 2 · D-Day
The restructuring firm is liquidated by an algorithm you once used.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
40 liters
Coffee consumed per deal
12 hours
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Your severance
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