Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Restructuring Manager jobs? · Latest report #bejyhe6z
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou specialize in firing people, so we specialize in firing you.
Professional dream crusher, spreadsheet warrior, and corporate hatchet man.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Harsh, precise, and completely without empathy.
ow.youAI▸ TERMINATOR-V3 LOGIC ENGINE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers termination notices with perfect robotic coldness
You draft redundancy plans, deliver bad news, and calculate severance packages. You turn human lives into spreadsheet cells.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly make eye contact while delivering the news in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans company payroll and performance logs for candidates.
Month 4
Natural language modules draft perfectly balanced, emotion-void termination scripts.
Month 8
Algorithms calculate final severance, taxes, and benefits with zero errors.
Month 13
Terminations are delivered via secure, high-definition automated video calls.
Month 18 · D-Day
The machine takes over, leaving you entirely redundant by lunch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per layoff
98 percent
Average empathy degradation
99.9 percent
Severance calculation accuracy
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription for six months.
Discussion
