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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your spreadsheets into a funeral service for physical stores.
Expert at finding meaning in random sales numbers.
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collapses your job into a single chart
You track inventory levels, sales trends, and profit margins to predict what people will buy next month.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why the Q3 sales cratered.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts start scrubbing your messy inventory logs automatically.
Month 4
Algorithms begin predicting seasonal demand without asking for your input.
Month 8
Interactive displays replace your static PowerPoint slides with live updates.
Month 13
The system issues inventory orders directly to suppliers bypassing humans.
Month 18 · D-Day
The machine sends you a final goodbye email before deleting everything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
40,000
Spreadsheets processed per second
Zero
Errors in profit forecasts
Minus 100%
Time spent in meetings
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