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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Retail Bank Branch Manager jobs? · Latest report #reg997xs
Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou are just a glorified security guard for a dying ATM machine.
Steward of the lobby, king of the vault key.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Banking without the awkward small talk.
no no noyou▸ BRANCHMASTER-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies high-risk loan applications instantly
Managing cash vault balancing, resolving customer complaints, and overseeing simple loan applications in a sterile branch.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is lying about their check bounce.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart kiosks handle basic deposits and withdrawals without human intervention.
Month 7
Biometric scanners replace the need for physical signatures and human verification.
Month 15
AI models process loan applications in milliseconds, removing your oversight role.
Year 1.9
Robotic cash management systems handle the counting and balancing tasks.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The branch closes and becomes a remote server hub.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
99%
Average customer complaints ignored
120
Minutes spent counting coins
94%
Percentage of loans done by app
Your severance
A branded pen and a handshake with a robot.
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