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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts waiting to be deleted by code.
Expert in pivot tables and weeping over VLOOKUP errors.
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Risk assessment without the human hesitation.
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processes loan portfolios in millisecond bursts
You build complex financial models and slide decks to justify retail lending decisions based on past performance data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle irrationality of a customer's loan application that metrics miss.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripted processes now ingest and scrub raw bank transaction logs.
Month 4
Neural networks replace your manual spreadsheet-based risk forecasting.
Month 9
Real-time visualization tools push reports without your manual updates.
Month 13
Generative models draft your pitch decks based on raw metrics.
Month 18 · D-Day
The department is fully automated and your login is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 per week
Pivot table hours
4.2 percent
Model error probability
3,400 annually
Slide deck page count
Your severance
One free subscription to a blank spreadsheet template.
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