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Will AI replace Retail Banking Graduate jobs? · Latest report #va4mmn6c
Your job has an expiration date
October 23, 2027
In 12 monthsYour two-year rotation is just a warm-up for the machine.
Still learning, soon to be buffering.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Banking logic executed at light speed.
oof.youAI▸ BARCLAYSGATE-ALPHA▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes account applications in zero milliseconds
You learn banking processes and customer interaction protocols. You will be obsolete when the software replaces your judgement.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly explain to a customer why their transfer was declined.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual inputs are recorded to train the neural network.
Month 3
The AI monitors your screen to learn your decision-making patterns.
Month 6
You confirm decisions the algorithm makes for you.
Month 9
The software handles small loans without your input.
Month 12 · D-Day
You receive an email that your graduate scheme has concluded.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Infinite
Spreadsheets managed
Deprecated
Career path
Your severance
One free subscription to a bank-simulation game.
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