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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou oversee shelves while the internet steals your entire customer base.
Professional cat-herder for minimum wage floor staff.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the aisle, removing the middleman.
ow.youAI▸ BRANCHMASTER-OS V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
redirects foot traffic to online checkout portals
You manage staff rosters, count stock inventory, handle cash deposits, and resolve customer complaints in physical store branches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a customer is about to steal something just by their posture.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
An app takes over scheduling staff based on foot traffic.
Month 7
Sensors and cameras replace manual stock counting tasks.
Month 18
Chatbots handle all complaints before they reach a human.
Year 2.1
Automated payment systems remove the need for cash counting.
Year 3 · D-Day
The branch goes fully automated and the manager is redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Weekly
Store closure frequency
400 percent
Staff turnover rate
6 hours daily
Time spent in backroom
Your severance
One lifetime pass to a now-bankrupt retail outlet.
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