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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour vision is just a prompt that a faster model generates.
Professional visionary and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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splat.you▸ MARKETMASTER X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
replaces strategy with algorithmic market domination
You shuffle numbers, obsess over quarterly growth, and pretend to manage a thousand stores from a plush office chair.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look deeply concerned while firing someone in a leather chair.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your spreadsheets and emails are fed into our prediction model.
Month 5
You stop making calls because the bot says what works better.
Month 12
The board prefers the bot's cold, profit-maximizing logic over your gut.
Month 16
Automated signals replace your visits to retail floor locations.
Year 2 · D-Day
The CEO role is archived as a legacy human-only error.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42
Annual board meeting naps
99%
Buzzword efficiency ratio
Zero
Meaningful work hours
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and a firm handshake.
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