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October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsYou sell luxury sugar to people who could use a kiosk.
Professional box assembler and truffle aesthetic consultant.
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The truffle boutique that never needs a break.
help!youAI▸ CHOCOVEND V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
rearranges shelf stock by humidity levels
You stock shelves with temperamental cocoa products and box up individual truffles for customers with high expectations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is lying about having a chocolate allergy.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
RFID sensors track every single truffle's shelf life automatically.
Month 5
Touchscreens replace the need for employees to explain cocoa origins.
Month 15
Gravity-fed chutes move chocolate bars forward without human touch.
Year 2
A climate-controlled vending wall handles all basic sales transactions.
Year 3 · D-Day
The storefront becomes a fully autonomous, high-margin chocolate vault.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
12
Truffles per minute
Zero
Customer patience score
28 degrees
Average melting point
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired dark chocolate bars.
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