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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou sell hardware they can buy cheaper from their own sofas.
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oof.youAI▸ OMNISHOP KIOSK V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters jargon into simple consumer benefits
You explain hardware specs to confused customers and manage inventory levels in the store backroom.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a customer is lying about why their laptop screen cracked.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Sensors in shelving track stock movement to trigger automatic reordering.
Month 6
Touchscreen consoles replace the need for floor staff to explain specs.
Month 12
Robotic warehouse arms handle the backroom sorting without human intervention.
Month 18
A single remote technician supports multiple stores through video chat.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The store closes its physical doors for the final time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
84 percent
Average customer confusion level
42 pages
Hardware specs memorised
3 hours daily
Time spent finding stock
Your severance
A lifetime discount on cables you don't need.
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