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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling overpriced dongles to confused boomers is now a software bug.
Expert at explaining why the cheapest laptop is trash.
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bzzt.youAI▸ VENDORBOT RETAIL KIOSK V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
upsells unnecessary extended warranties to everyone
Explaining basic specs to customers and hitting aggressive monthly quotas for commissions and peripheral add-ons.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes convince a customer they actually need the extended warranty.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Digital displays show real-time specs and comparisons without your intervention.
Month 4
Standalone pods handle simple sales and warranty sign-ups autonomously.
Month 8
Smart shelving systems track stock and reorder without human checking.
Month 13
A centralized video agent answers questions more accurately than you.
Month 19 · D-Day
The store closes, leaving only self-service lockers and QR codes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
12 USD
Average commission per upsell
1400 annually
Hours spent explaining RAM
94 percent
Customer irritation factor
Your severance
One free USB-C hub and a smile.
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