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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsSelling advice on shelves you cannot even reach anymore.
Founder, thinker, slides-maker, professional room reader.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven retail strategy without the hourly fee.
split.you▸ MARKETSENSE AI-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect strategy decks in seconds
You draft slide decks about market trends and store layouts to tell retailers how to make more money.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a CEO is actually panicking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
AI crawls all client data to identify problems before you arrive.
Month 6
Vision models build the strategy decks without needing your input.
Month 13
Decision trees replace your gut feeling with cold math.
Month 20
Automated chatbots deliver recommendations directly to the CEO.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The consultancy software takes over and you are finally free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42
Slides produced daily
118
Buzzwords per hour
99%
Client confusion level
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