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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPredicting your customer's disappointment faster than you ever could.
Professional aisle navigator and receipt stapler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Service with zero small talk.
help!youAI▸ SHOPBOT RETAILER X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies returns with zero human guilt
You stock shelves, fold shirts, and awkwardly explain store return policies to frustrated shoppers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a customer is lying about the receipt.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
RFID sensors start tracking every item in the store inventory.
Month 4
Customer service kiosks replace the primary check-out counter desk.
Month 8
High-speed folding machines take over the clothing display area.
Month 13
AI handles all return requests based on hard internal data.
Month 18 · D-Day
The shop is now fully automated and human-free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4 seconds
Average forced smile duration
12 units
Shirts folded per minute
14 percent
Policy excuse success rate
Your severance
A lifetime discount code for our defunct warehouse.
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