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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour smile is expensive and your shelf-stacking speed is pathetic.
Professional shelf-stacker and queue-manager-in-chief.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Stocking aisles without needing a tea break.
bzzt.youAI▸ M-SHELF-BOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
scans barcodes at light speed
You spend your shift restocking shelves, answering product location questions, and managing long queues at the checkout desk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about a return.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart shelf sensors track inventory levels without you looking.
Month 8
Robotic kiosks handle all payments and bag weight checks.
Month 15
Automated lines push stock from the delivery bay to shelves.
Year 2.2
Small robots guide customers directly to the chutney aisle.
Year 3 · D-Day
The store switches to fully autonomous inventory and service modes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
480 items
Shelves restocked per hour
12 seconds
Average customer patience
Infinity
Unpaid overtime hours
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium shortbread biscuits.
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