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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour smile is a liability, and our server has no mouth.
Professional listener, reluctant policy enforcer, store floor philosopher.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy simulation at scale.
split.youAI▸ SERVICEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
neutralises rage with dead-eyed corporate phrasing
Handling returns, managing angry crowds, and explaining store policies to people who refuse to read the sign.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about the refund.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Smart screens replace the main help desk.
Month 7
Computer vision inspects items to approve refunds instantly.
Month 14
AI handles all complaints through the store app.
Month 21
Robots explain rules with zero emotional response.
Year 2 · D-Day
All human interaction is archived and decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
0.02 seconds
Average forced apology speed
4.8 out of 5
Customer satisfaction score
Zero
Coffee breaks remaining
Your severance
A coupon for 5% off our replacement software.
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