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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou are just a biological gatekeeper for a locked display case.
Professional conflict de-escalator and shelf-restocking enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising the transaction loop.
toast.youAI▸ SERVICESTATION-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters aggressive tone from customers instantly
You answer questions about stock, process returns, and handle complaints. Your existence is essentially a glorified human FAQ.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a customer is actually lying about the broken toaster.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Simple touch-screens take over the basic returns and item lookups.
Month 5
Digital price tags remove the need for your manual updates.
Month 11
Autonomous shelves handle the heavy lifting and stock replenishment cycles.
Month 17
Sensors identify frustrated customers before they even reach the counter.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your access badge is deactivated as the storefront becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
98 percent
Average smile fatigue
0.4 human
Returns processed hourly
100 percent
Questions asked you already know
Your severance
A discount coupon for the store you were fired from.
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