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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling overpriced cables to people who just wanted a hot dog.
Expert at explaining why the HDMI cable costs extra.
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oof.youAI▸ COSTCO-KIOSK V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
upsells extended warranties before they finish checking
You walk the aisles to explain TV specs and upsell expensive extended warranties to busy shoppers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is just killing time and won't actually buy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart screens replace your verbal pitch with interactive spec comparisons.
Month 5
Robots clear aisle cardboard and restock shelves without human guidance.
Month 13
Touch-screens handle all upsells and transaction processing automatically.
Year 1.9
Cameras measure vehicles to confirm if TVs will actually fit.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The warehouse goes fully automated and you are gracefully decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
8 minutes
Average time per customer
92 percent
Customers who just say no
14 units
Warranties pushed daily
Your severance
A lifetime supply of bulk-sized rotisserie chicken samples.
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